Have you ever found yourself in a situation where somebody asks you what your favourite game is about, and before you know it you find yourself spending the next 30 minutes explaining the lore intricacies of a fictional world to a person whose face now screams "I really wish I'd never asked"? Hey, it happens! We all love our video games (at least, we assume you do if you're reading this introduction) and it can sometimes be difficult to concisely explain precisely why we love 'em.
With this in mind, we have taken the liberty of describing some of our favourites in the worst way possible. We can't see any of the following making it onto the back of a cartridge box any time soon, but they sure are a pretty, uhh, precise way of explaining what they're all about.
Have a read through each of our bad descriptions and see if you can tell which games we are talking about!